This is your first, final, and only warning. Retreat your troops from our basement apartment or you will be fumigated, and destroyed. We have made an apointment already and a guy is coming friday afternoon to spray the premisis and the crawl space, where I believe most of your nests to be. There have been WAY too many of you, running out into the open fearlessly, laughing at us and tantalizing us with phrases such as, "Nah nah nah nah nah" and "Catch me if you can" and "Just try and step on me". We've killed many of you, just last night in the kitchen while making dinner we stepped on a total of 5 of you within a 2 hour period. We've laid sticky traps down, multiple sticky traps and every time we come home there is a new member stuck to the trap. We know you are all growing rapidly and yes, we know your plans as you all plot together your hour of attack. And last night, one of your comrades totally and 100% wrongfully crossed the line, by crawling into our bed, our personal territory, and bit me. Yes, bit me, therefore you fired first and you better believe it's war you worthless bug eating intelligence lacking creepy disgusting dirty little/kinda big monsters. You should be grateful I'm even warning you and giving you a chance to get out. Personally, I hope you don't believe and stay right where you are and die slow, agonizing, horrible deaths.
Be warned monsters, be warned and retreat. Or die.
7 comments:
Annalee! I feel your PAIN... I totally feel your pain! I seen 2 last night in my house and then one each night, 2 nights before! They are HUGE!! I have been freaking out and Justin just laughs @ me!! I am calling an exterminator today! I too have had enough!! Good luck!
ohhhhhhhhhh yucky!!!!!! Here is a tip and it works like a charm. 2 words. bowl + oil. Put some cooking oil in a bowl and leave it where you see the most bugs. It works!! I swear! We did it because we had so many problems with earwigs. Amazing and cheap! Plus we caught tons of spiders we never even saw!
Those are HUGE and SICK!! i am sorry that sucks i would not be able to sleep. i hope they all die :)
HA HA HA!!! This is too freaking funny... I'd be running for my life if I were the spider.. good luck with that- spiders suck for sure!!!
Annalee, I love you. I also hate spiders. See my FB status from 2 days ago. Basically, I saw a wolf spider the size of my palm crawl under my dryer, and I may never do laundry again.
Haha Annalee you crack me up!!! Good luck with the spiders!!!
You crack me up. Good luck with that. I get my house sprayed every year for black widdows. I saw one in the house and freaked out. I couldn't sleep until the bug man came!!!! Don't get ate alive!!
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